When Clients Get Funny #1

This is what I hope will be the first of many posts on this topic, "When Clients Get Funny".

Yesterday, my company Brian Joseph Studios received an inquiry from our contact form, and in the "Tell us a little about your project" field, the potential client wrote:

" The usual – totally waste my competition; become filthy rich with my revenue generated from the internet; retire early et cetera "

Someone with a personality and a sense of humor like this makes me like them right off the bat. I want this guy to be a client for my company. We could even give him a "cool guy" discount on our quote.

Designers/Developers etc, have you ever received a funny / strange / odd inquiry? I would love to hear about it in the comments field!

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